Monday, September 19, 2011

HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP *





DEAR DIARY - DAY 1


All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short
sets.  Really, really exciting!
Our local Red Hat chapter, "The Late Bloomers," decided on this "all-girls"
trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea ~ beautiful!  Saw whales and dolphins.  Met the Captain
today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today.  Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.  Felt honored and
had a wonderful time.  He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.  Captain asked me to have dinner with him
in his own cabin.  Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and
champagne.  He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.  Told him I could
not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today.  Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar,
stayed there for rest of day.  Captain saw me, bought me several large
drinks.
Really is quite charming.  Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined.  He told me that if I did not let him have his way with
me, he would sink the ship...  I was shocked!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

*Twice.*



Thx S

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