The Kind Scot

One  afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two  men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered  his driver to stop and he got out to investigate..

He asked  one man, "Why are you eating  grass?"  "We  don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to  eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house  and I'll feed you," the  Scotsman said.

"But sir, I  have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under  that tree."

"Bring them along," the Scotsman  replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come  with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then  said, "But sir, I also have a wife  and SIX children with  me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman  answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task,  even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under  way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said,   "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with  you.

The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll  really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot  high"


Thx P