Sunday, June 23, 2013

A few facts


It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years. 

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Each year 2,000,000 smokers either quit smoking or die of tobacco-related diseases. 

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F 

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. 

Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density

The University of Alaska spans four time zones

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

In ancient Greece , tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song Happy Birthday.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

A comet's tail always points away from the sun

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent 

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines. 

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight

In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed

Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters

Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy 

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off 

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.


thx L

Thursday, June 6, 2013

hangin with my buddy

Hangin out on a Sunny June day, please ignore the shaky picture. I am a 'lil bit wobbly.


Thursday, January 24, 2013

Rizzly sings the Blues

The things a dog has to do get some supper

Friday, December 21, 2012

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? (Little Johnny)




The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part 
of your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."

      The nun had to leave the room.



              lol, thx Big Al

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Friday, November 16, 2012

Twas the month before Christmas

Twas the month before  ChristmasWhen all through our  land,Not a Christian was  prayingNor taking a  stand.Why the PC Police had taken  awayThe reason for Christmas - no one could  say.The children were told by their schools not to  singAbout Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and  things.It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers  would sayDecember 25th is just a ' Holiday  '.Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks  and creditPushing folks down to the floor just to get  it!CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an  I-PodSomething was changing, something quite  odd!Retailers promoted Ramadan and  KwanzaaIn hopes to sell books by Franken &  Fonda.As Targets were hanging their trees upside  downAt Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to  be found.At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and  SearsYou won't hear the word Christmas; it won't  touch your ears.Inclusive, sensitive,  Di-ver-is-tyAre words that were used to intimidate  me.Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf  BlitzenOn Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton  !At the top of the Senate, there arose such a  clatterTo eliminate Jesus, in all public  matter.And we spoke not a word, as they took away our  faithForbidden to speak of salvation and  graceThe true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and  discardedThe reason for the season, stopped before it  started.So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your  'Dream Tree'Sipping your Starbucks, listen to  me.Choose your words carefully, choose what you  sayShout MERRY  CHRISTMAS,not Happy  Holiday!Please, all Christians join together  andwish everyone you  meetMERRY  CHRISTMAS!
Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas  Season!

Monday, November 12, 2012

Truism's



1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker…

5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty an d some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

20 * Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!