AT A DINNER PARTY THROWN IN JEAN CHRÉTIEN'S HONOUR,
A MAN TURNED TO MADAME CHRÉTIEN AND SAID:
A MAN TURNED TO MADAME CHRÉTIEN AND SAID:
"YOUR HUSBAND HAS BEEN SUCH A BUSY, PROMINENT,
PUBLIC, FIGURE WITH SUCH A BUSY SCHEDULE,
RETIREMENT WILL PROBABLY SEEM VERY QUIET, BY COMPARISON. "
PUBLIC, FIGURE WITH SUCH A BUSY SCHEDULE,
RETIREMENT WILL PROBABLY SEEM VERY QUIET, BY COMPARISON. "
" MADAME CHRÉTIEN , WHAT ARE YOU MOST LOOKING
FORWARD TO IN THESE RETIREMENT YEARS ?"
"A PENIS," SAID MADAME CHRÉTIEN.
A HUSH FELL OVER THE TABLE.
EVERYONE HEARD HER ANSWER
YET NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO SAY NEXT.
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JEAN LEANED OVER TO HIS WIFE AND SAID:
"ALINE, IN HINGLISH, DEY PRONOUNCES DAT
WORD,.....”APPINESS."
WORD,.....”APPINESS."
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