I have enjoyed working here these past several years.
You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief.
Have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my
salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year salary death
bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases
until she or he dies along with a health plan that most people can
only dream of having.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new
position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.
In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.
Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be
coming back with no loss in pay or status.
Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this
matter.
I can, and I will do this.
Sincerely,
Every Member of Parliament running for re-election
