WHAT IS.... A BUCKET SEAT?

For those who do not know what a bucket seat is....

Now you know.

Winning the Future....

Winning the Future

I know this is supposed to be the smartest administration ever,

but if I were running a campaign with a fairly unpopular incumbent,

the last thing I’d do is have a reelection slogan whose initials were WTF

thx Scrounge

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS:

 

Obama interrupts his Martha’s Vineyard golfing vacation to announce that the Washington, DC earthquake occurred on an obscure faultline that runs underneath the White House and is known as “Bush’s Fault.” ~

Letter from the front line

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know,  Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz  a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like  sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean  ya uniform. No bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean - nothin'!!  Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to  see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot  Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered  because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the  bullock paddock!! This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' -  dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody dingo's arse and it don't move and it's not firing  back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the  Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of  piss!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to  steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy -  it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like  we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only  been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick  handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet,  but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how  bloody good it is. Your loving daughter, Susan Thx Big Al

Mowing the back 40

We were tending to my bathroom the other day(he calls it mowing), and I had a few pictures taken just so everyone can see what a Bouv has to put up with these days.You can see from the pictures that it is a real chore to keep Thod moving in a straight line. Constantly he turns and heads in the other direction without asking for my permission.

When things get tricky and he is acting silly I have to jump in front of the mower, not an easy move let me tell you.

If I do not keep a very close watch he try's to sneak past me, but I catch him every time. Here is a couple of foiled attempts, poor Thod...

After a slow start, we finished with a slow ending and had to go watch the ballgame at the little league field. Thod is kinda lazy you know, but I don't say anything as long as he keeps the treats coming :^)
That's it for now, have a good woof. Rizz out.

While out for a stroll

The water is high, just after a rain storm. So we decided to go for a walk by the falls. This was the first section of land to be given to Truro for the formation of this jewel we call Victoria Park years ago.

Lucky me as I turned the corner I bumped into a very nice chick who wanted to get her picture taken with me, so I let her.I'm nice like that.

Things got a bit cosier as time went on, I think she really likes me. I can tell.

iPAD FOR SALE must read!

If you are interested in getting an iPad I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks.

The numbers are limited - he has twenty iPads going for less than half price so it's first come first served.

He has already sold one (pic is attached below so you can see what you are getting).

Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one.
Full spec as below...........

Thx L

Poor Leroy

In a very Devote church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs" who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher
asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.  He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
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Leroy answered, " I don't know.  It ain't 'til Thursday.






Thx S