Shaved!!!!!!!!

poor kitty.

Thx R

Rizzly, The Bouv sings for his supper

I don't think it is going to be a hit, but even the Beib had to start somewhere...

A home invader's worst nightmare.

If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it.

Shooting Advice:

Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not to protect you!!! Sorry, but this true.

Never let someone or thing that threatens you get inside arm’s length and never say "I’ve got a gun". If you feel you need to use deadly force for heaven’s sake let the first sound they hear be the safety clicking off, and they shouldn't have time to hear anything after that if you are doing your job. 

'The average response time of a 911 call is over 23 minutes… the response time of a .44 magnum is 1400 feet per second.'

Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is a drill instructor (Thunder Ranch is a firearms training facility in Arizona ). Here are a few of his observations on tactics, firearms, self-defense and life as we know it in the civilized world.

"The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - and cheat if necessary."

"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

"Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's going to be empty."

"If you're not shooting', you should be loading'. If you're not loading', you should be moving', if you're not moving', someone's going to cut your head off and put it on a stick."

"When you reload in low light encounters, don't put your flashlight in your back pocket.. If you light yourself up, you'll look like an angel or the tooth fairy... and you're going to be one of them pretty soon."

"Do something. It may be wrong, but do something." 

"Shoot what's available, as long as it's available, until something else becomes available."

"If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If you have a gun, what in the hell do you have to be paranoid for?"

"Don't shoot fast, unless you also shoot good."

"You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work, but I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much the universal language."

"You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."

"You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family."

Thx R

Amazing tricks and great scenery, Danny MacAskill rides Scotland

And turn on your speakers, the music is great also.

What a great sight, so many hummingbirds

So many hummingbirds, they really make me feel better just seeing them.

The Dead Parrot

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

 "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
 "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

 "Si, Senor, that's the one."
 "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."

 "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
 "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
 "Dead horse? What dead horse?"
 "The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."
 "My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
 "Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

 "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."
 "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
 "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
 "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Senor Rod."

 "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"
 "For the funeral, Senor Rod."
 "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
 "Your wife's, Senor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought. she was a thief so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the custom Wenig Exhibition Grade Stock.
 SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.........VERY LONG SILENCE.












"Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you're in deep shit."






Thx Scrounge

how boobs got their name

No need to thank me...

 just trying to keep friends

 informed and educated

She was not even home,lol

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This is a reminder for all to check your settings. It could be you!!

Birthmarks

This is what happened to my tongue as I got older, it is just birthmarks. They always say that they know how tired out or hot I am by how many dots that can be seen hanging out of my mouth, the record is 11 dots(I have a Big tongue). This is a 5 or a 6 dot picture I think, how many can you see?