A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table He's been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back
in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she
says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares
her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying
for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap.
They had a wonderful time. He stays for breakfast. The next
morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
is amazed.
Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you this
nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. . ."You just happened to catch my eye."
