Telemarketers

Loving  the brickphone

Divine Right

'nuff said...

When I Was a Kid

Flare-O-Flame for that added safety

I ordered a set, I'll let you know how they work out!!

Spread Your Legs!!

Thx Herm

Take it Easy

(how to) STOP vehicle theft

Your shittin Me

Letter to my Boss

 

I have enjoyed working here these past several years.

You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief.

Have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my
salary till the day I die and then pay my estate one year salary death
bonus and then continue to pay my spouse my salary with increases
until she or he dies along with a health plan that most people can
only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new
position.

During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient for me.

In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other
perks associated with my current job.

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be
coming back with no loss in pay or status.

Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this
matter.

I can, and I will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Member of Parliament running for re-election

Needs to be Pondered

Aging ,according to the Cat in the Hat

Slow Drivers

I was always told I was big boned

Yup this is me

and I forgot my friends at the de-mylin nation(MS) are really flaring up.

I just Luve autocorrect...this much

Today so far...

Your job sucks not this bad